Mommy says my goldfish ran away today. He was gone when I came back from preschool. Mommy says a goldfish circus came to the house, and they thought Freddie was the best swimmer they’d ever seen. They wanted Freddie to join their circus and give him all the food flakes he could eat. Freddie jumped into the potty to join them. Mommy kept looking at the potty when she told me. He really wanted all the food flakes he could eat, she says. And he loves swimming. He swims all the time. He’s the best I’ve ever seen too.
Mommy may think that a goldfish circus took Freddie away, but I know she’s wrong. Goldfish don’t jump into the toilet to join the circus.
They go to visit the ocean and swim with whales!
I hope Freddie meets a nice whale.
Maybe Freddie will bring the whale back with him to visit me!
Mine was the stolen line this week. I’ve been fiddling with the idea myself for a while. This is the best that’s yet come out of it.
Check back later for some posts by more thieves.